Pleasure to meet you. I’m Mr. BB parrotlet-in-residence, official music critic, and yes, the most finely tuned ears in the building (literally).
My job? I curate the vibe.
I listen carefully to every album that comes through here and let the hoomans know which ones are worthy - usually by breaking into song, chirping with delight, or doing a little happy head bop. If I’m not singing? Well… let’s just say it’s not getting packed.
But I don’t just critique. I hustle.
🕵️♂️ I keep a sharp eye on inventory
📦 Monitor the shipping boxes like a hawk (but cuter)
🎧 Ensure top-tier sonic quality at all times
💙 And yes, I bring joy and high vibes to the team - it’s part of the job
I may be small, but I take this role very seriously.
When a record leaves this place, it’s been beak-approved by yours truly.
Not every album gets the Mr. BB seal of approval…
But the ones that do? Certified bangers.
(That’s an industry term. You’re welcome.)
See you in the liner notes,
Mr. BB
Chief Music Critic, Vibe Curator, and Tiny Feathered Tastemaker
